A Catsmeat Operation

    -- By Inspector Sussworth

 

It痴 a catsmeat operation

With a limited objective-

Oh I壇 like to tin the nation

But for now we値l be selective.

 

Just the horse値l do for starters.

And I値l show you what my wit is

When I have the guts for garters

While its meat is feeding kitties.

 

It痴 a catsmeat operation;

Starting small then growing bigger:

First the horse- and then my mission

I shall prosecute with vigour.

 

All the anti-social sinners

Who are ruining Great Britain

I値l have processed into dinners,

Shiny tins for cats and kittens.

 

I値l make catsmeat of the shirkers

And malingering midday drinkers,

Of the disobedient workers

And the independent thinkers.

 

I値l make catsmeat of the steppers-

Out-of-line, the bye-law breakers,

And of all the social lepers

Who are punks and trouble-makers.

 

Every dissident defaulter,

Be he Borrible or not,

I shall apprehend and alter-

I値l make catsmeat of the lot!

 

 

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